haha this nerd was hacked by his girlfriend and I’m gonna tell you guys a secret

alden is SO CUTE

signed liz xoxo

in other sad news i got wine on my laptop and it made lil pink rings

i left the movie because it was seriously the worst fuckin thing to hear. i’m not dealing with that

we’re watching GBF the movie about a bunch of girls who are pining for a gay best friend and et me tell you this is painfully accurate and hard to watch

yipdeceiver:

foshiizzzle:

Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye

pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much

yipdeceiver:

foshiizzzle:

Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye

pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much

unclefather:

Do they take requests 

unclefather:

Do they take requests 

(Source: drunj)

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

thebristolboard:

"Volcano" illustration by Charles Burns.

thebristolboard:

"Volcano" illustration by Charles Burns.

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Title:Flashlight Artist:The Front Bottoms

wryer:

You are still here, you are still happy
You are still smiling and laughing 

You are still the only thing
and everything I need in my life 

When I am sad, oh god I am sad
but when I’m happy, I am happy 

and there’s just no place in-between
for us to meet

(Source: nylander)

phrux:

Puppies starting a primitive fire-worshipping cult.

(Source: awkwardsituationist)

Title:Personal Space Invader Artist:Andrew Jackson Jihad

ferine:

Personal Space Invader // Andrew Jackson Jihad

Be kind to those you love,
And be kind to those you don’t,
But for Gods sake you’ve got to be kind.